You would be hard pressed to find a bigger slacker than Taurus. As a rule, they never feel like going anywhere. They would much rather sit at home on their backside, stuffing themselves over and over. Their appetite is truly enormous. They are also a real penny-pincher and a mule, overflowing with prejudices.
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Money, money, money. Taurus loves it. That is why they often surround themselves with people who, as the saying goes, reek of cash. They often get on other people’s nerves with their stubbornness.
The most dangerous thing about Taureans is their stubbornness. Once they make up their mind about something, it is hard to get them to compromise, which means they can end up in endless arguments. It takes Taureans a while to reach boiling point, but when they do, it is quite a sight. They do not take defeat well.
Domineering and materialistic is how you could describe the dark side of Taureans. Sometimes it seems as if nobody ever taught them as children that sharing is the right thing to do. Once they settle on an opinion, it is very hard to change it, even if you present them with logical arguments. And good luck if you ever want to get them off the couch. Laziness is practically the middle name of most Taureans.
It is tempting to say that Taureans would do anything for a buck, but we can also look at it from the brighter side. They simply know how to handle money very well. So if you are looking for a generous sponsor who will not ask too many questions about what return the money they give you will bring, save your energy and time and go elsewhere. Taureans are also on the slower side, but every step they take carries weight. They have both feet firmly on the ground. And if you stand in a Taurus’s way, they will happily steamroll you. They might not even notice that you stepped into their path. They live in their own world, you know? Maybe they just overlooked you. Their other weakness is food. The table does not have to be beautifully set; they will happily eat a treat straight out of greasy paper. As long as there is plenty of it!
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Taurus is a lazybones; if you manage to drag them out anywhere, give yourself a round of applause. Unless, that is, you cunningly lured them with a bite of grub, which always works on these sweet-toothed gluttons, but do not expect them to share it with you. They are a greedy, insatiable hoarder. What Taureans like best is collecting and counting their coins. They are thick-headed and carry a pile of prejudices.
Taureans are the most stubborn sign of all, which speaks for itself. You have a fixed opinion about the world and about all sorts of things in advance, and you refuse to budge from it even an inch, even after hours of conversation. At the same time, you like it when everything goes according to plan, and because of that you can often come across as boring to the people around you.
Welcome to Boresville. This is a place where very little happens. People stay stuck in the same routine for centuries, and all progress stagnates under the scepter of the obstinate, pig-headed Bull god. This is exactly where people born under this sign will end up if they are not careful and do not resist the urges of their worse selves.
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Taureans are first-class manipulators. They control others, and the only truth is their own. Not only are they possessive, they are also excessively jealous. They love pleasures and never deny themselves any of them. They hate boredom, they need to be admired, and they always want to be the best.
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Life with Taureans is almost always dull. They cling above all to their routine, never try anything new, and that is exactly why their life is truly monotonous.
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Above all, Taurus is a melancholic; Taureans are practical, decisive, determined, and have a will of their own. They have highly developed reasoning skills, which is closely tied to their practicality, strong will, and determination, and they tend to be decisive, patient, responsible, and tolerant. On the other hand, they can also be unsociable, pessimistic, and paralyzed by a great fear of failure and poverty.
- They are intolerant and prejudiced. It is said that more dictators and religious fanatics were born under the sign of Taurus than under any other.
- They lack tolerance. They are stubborn, and Taurus is hard to convince.
- They tend to take advantage of other people. Taureans like to be kept by others.
- They are comfort-loving and pleasure-seeking. Taurus loves good food and drink.
- They collect things. They cling to their possessions.
- They are a realist. They never take risks.