Category: Horoscopes

Source They act like your best buddy, then badmouth you behind your back without batting an eye. They would never admit a mistake, though, since there is no danger of them ever underestimating themselves. A master of manipulation. Yet they take offense in a flash and switch to the opposing side. They live in the …

Source Pisces is a real piece of work. She acts like the most innocent creature alive, weighed down by a pile of traumas. But you can seriously doubt what she tells you, because she is brilliant at twisting the facts. She is incredibly messy and unable to stand on her own. Most of the time …

Source Capricorn is a nasty careerist who will walk over dead bodies to keep their social standing. At the same time, they are a hopeless stick-in-the-mud. Their views are a hundred years behind the times, yet they keep pushing them on everyone around them. They have no idea how to let loose and they nitpick …

Source The snobbish Sagittarius is constantly pretending to be more than they really are. But as soon as it is time to deliver on a promise, they choose the escape strategy. They have a phobia of anyone trying to restrict them. They are a coffeehouse intellectual whose head is actually empty. On the other hand, …

Source Scorpio has perfect self-control. But do not expect trust from them; expect quite the opposite, an almost fanatical need for control. Scorpio is happiest when in power and able to humiliate others. We really do not recommend crossing a Scorpio. They will not forgive you; instead, they will take brutal revenge. And don’t you …

Source Libra needs to be on good terms with everyone. To win you over, they will keep buttering you up. They will promise you the moon. But if you share a budget, the money will vanish before you can blink. Their indecision is, in reality, mostly pure calculation: they are constantly weighing what will pay …

Source Virgo is like a schoolteacher. She knows everything, has seen it all, and you are completely clueless. She is simply a pedant and a stickler. Her home has to be spotless, and if you are close to her, she will pester you about it too. She takes offense instantly, and if you upset her …

Source Leo is a show-off macho man and a little princess craving admiration rolled into one. Arrogance, vanity and selfishness are their trademarks. They think they are the center of the universe. Without enough admiration and praise, they truly suffer. If you walk into an apartment teeming with mirrors, chances are a Leo lives there. …

Source If you are looking for the emotionally dependent one of the zodiac, it is Cancer. They are not above emotional blackmail. They envy others while suspecting everyone, and when they get into a bad mood, brace yourself for hysterical outbursts. They can put others down as much as they like, but the moment you …

Source Gemini are real hypocrites. If you have power and influence, they will suck up to you shamelessly. But as soon as you turn the corner, they will badmouth you. Nothing is ever good enough for a Gemini, they grumble constantly, manipulate the people around them and are incredibly shallow. Taking credit for someone else’s …