Dark Horoscope, or the Bad Traits – Aquarius

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They act like your best buddy, then badmouth you behind your back without batting an eye. They would never admit a mistake, though, since there is no danger of them ever underestimating themselves. A master of manipulation. Yet they take offense in a flash and switch to the opposing side. They live in the belief that they are exceptional and different.

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Aquarius is quiet but deadly. They give people the cold shoulder, yet they struggle to open up. They trust no one and overanalyze everything.

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Aquarians are unable to see the bigger picture and do not foresee consequences. This zodiac sign wants results right away and does not look left or right.

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Aquarians see themselves as the fairest and most objective sign, which mostly means they form an opinion quickly and condemn you wholesale. They are also never far from giving advice – you don’t want it? No matter, Aquarius will give it to you anyway. Very often they live only in their own world, so they simply cannot understand you. And you cannot understand them either. Ever. Get used to it.

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They can’t see past the end of their own nose and always have their head in the clouds. The whole world is closer to them than their own family. They have their ideals, which they pursue, and you have to understand that the mundane things, the very ones everyone else deals with, are simply not for them. They also like to do something other than what they say. Be careful and don’t believe everything they try to sell you. You can expect anything from them; they are unpredictable and sometimes they simply act like a madman. And what’s worse, they take pride in it. They want to be different from everyone else.

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Aquarians smile sweetly at you and then, just around the corner, tear you to shreds behind your back. Hypocrites. They overrate themselves, make themselves out to be better than they are, and are excellent at manipulating people. They are hot-tempered and touchy, and automatically switch to the opposing side. Aquarius wants to stand out at any cost and thinks they are ever so interesting. A total oddball.

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You are cold and far too much of an introvert. You do like other people, but at the same time you are way too closed off, and sometimes people find you robotic. At times you think too much about how things work, but you are unable to empathize with the feelings of others. It is exactly this lack of emotion and empathy in general that many people just cannot stand about you.

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Aquarians live in their own world – on a barren planet devoid of feeling, where warmth and light are completely missing. A place cut off from the energy of living, breathing people. Like robots, they walk through a world they take apart piece by piece so they can analyze it – but the more closely they examine it, the more the big picture, or any effort to become part of it, escapes them.

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People born under this sign are loners with perverse desires. They don’t let just anyone get close, and sometimes they are as cold as a dog’s nose. They are aloof, and they are always the ones who set the rules. They think their otherness makes them interesting, but in reality they are more weird than anything. Of course, they themselves prefer the words original and well-read.

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Aquarius has their own world. It lacks light, warmth and any energy at all. They are like robots just wandering through the world. Aquarius is more of a person who looks after themselves first and foremost. They tend to be quiet and reserved.

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They are above all a sanguine type, never a killjoy, enjoy company and tend to be friendly, helpful and understanding toward others. They are very tolerant and have no prejudice against anyone. Aquarius is a wonderful partner – tender, understanding and honest. Sometimes, however, their behavior and thinking may come across as downright crazy and detached from reality.

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  • They are nonconformist. They insist on being different at all costs. They pride themselves on not being like others. They lack the ability to be “normal”.
  • Friends are often more important than love and their own family.
  • Ideas and ideals are more important than people.
  • They are unpredictable.
  • They moralize. They constantly try to change and correct others.
  • They are hypocritical. They say one thing and do another.
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